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Title: 2012
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller |
Year: 2009 |
Country: USA, Canada |
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Starring: John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Thandie Newton, Oliver Platt
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Director: Roland Emmerich
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My Review: Seriously? With a budget of $200,000,000.00, how could anyone make a movie this bad? In this humongous hollywood block buster, we're treated to a story of apocalypse. Apparently, the ancient Mayans had it right all along. The fact that their calendar (or the only ancient Mayan calendars that we know of) ended with the year 2012, was obviously a prediction that the end of the world would come about in 2012… Hogwash. Starting with a wholly unbelievable concept, the movie then rushes headlong into a series of incredibly improbable, inexplicable, pseudo-science malarky, as set-up for this utterly improbable apocalyptic tale. Thankfully, the action was so non-stop, that I really didn't have much time to contemplate the utterly preposterous occurrences depicted in this movie. Plot - Solar flares are putting out more neutrinos than normal, and these neutrinos are actually interacting with the Earth's core. They're causing it to heat up. Liquifying the Earth's mantle. Scientists and politicians know that the end is near, and they build some arks in an attempt to survive the coming apocalypse. In an attempt to humanize this 'End of Days' drama, the movie (primarily) follows one person; a writer named Jackson Curtis (John Cusack), in his personal efforts to finalize his 'end of days'. The shining cast stank just as mightily as the rest of this movie. The special effects were surprisingly poor for the price tag, and my senses were constantly assaulted with amazing cgi, depicting completely impossible, improbable, even laughable, feats of death-defying catastrophe. For 158 minutes, I was praying that this movie would come to an abrupt and fiery end! 1 out of 5.
Summary: Dr. Adrian Helmsley, part of a worldwide geophysical team investigating the effect on the earth of radiation from unprecedented solar storms, learns that the earth's core is heating up. He warns U.S. President Thomas Wilson that the crust of the earth is becoming unstable and that without proper preparations for saving a fraction of the world's population, the entire race is doomed. Meanwhile, writer Jackson Curtis stumbles on the same information. While the world's leaders race to build "arks" to escape the impending cataclysm, Curtis struggles to find a way to save his family. Meanwhile, volcanic eruptions and earthquakes of unprecedented strength wreak havoc around the world.
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