Lt. Frank Drebin
Leslie Nielsen
Jane Spencer
Priscilla Presley
Vincent Ludwig
Ricardo Montalban
Capt. Ed Hocken
George Kennedy
Det. Nordberg
O.J. Simpson
Wilma Nordberg
Susan Beaubian
Mayor Barkley
Nancy Marchand
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II
Jeannette Charles
Al (tall lab tech)
Tiny Ron
Himself
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Stephanie
Winifred Freedman
Pier 32 dockman
Joe Grifasi
Enrico Pallazzo
Tony Brafa
Woman on Ledge
Lorali Hart
Thug #27
Ronald G. Joseph
Dominique
Charlotte Zucker
Drug Dealer #1
Larry Pines
Photographer
Burton Zucker
Khomeini (as Charles Gherard)
Charles Gherardi
Gorbachev
David Lloyd Austin
Bob (as Bob Arthur)
Robert Arthur
Man Deleted from Fireworks Scene (as Greg)
Greg Breslau
Woman Deleted from Fireworks Scene
Sharon Breslau
Angels Right Fielder
Reggie Jackson
Angels Shortstop
Michael J. Montes
Angels Catcher
Charles Fick
Angels Manager
Lawrence Tierney
First Base Umpire
Hank Robinson
Third Base Umpire
Joe West
Seattle First Up
Jay Johnstone
Seattle Pitcher
Randy Harvey
Seattle Centerfielder
Brett Bartlett
Baseball P.A. Announcer
Dennis Packer
Baseball Announcer
Dick Vitale
Baseball Announcer
Dick Enberg
Baseball Announcer
Jim Palmer
Baseball Announcer
Mel Allen
Baseball Announcer
Curt Gowdy
Baseball Announcer
Tim McCarver
Baseball Announcer (as Dr. Joyce Brothers)
Joyce Brothers
Reporter at airport - 'There he is!'
Don Woodard
Policeman at docks - 'Please disperse, Please disperse,'
Christopher J. Keene
City Hall Official - 'Here, you can use my radio mike.'
Mary Norman
Passerby - 'Hey, look out!'
Susan Breslau
Truck Driver - 'Ya dumb broad!'
Rick Seaman
Passerby - 'Hey! What's the meaning of this!'
Fredric Arnold
Reporter - 'Mayor, will there be any additional security officers added to the police force during the Queen's visit!'
Ron Tank
Nurse - 'Oh, Dr. Alford, I have Mr. Kepley's chart if you're ready to go over it.'
Mallory Sandler
Usher - 'Mr. Pallazzo. our head usher will be here in two minutes to take you onto the field.'
Edwina Moore
Head Usher - 'Mr. Pallazzo! Will you come with me!'
Jeff Wright
Janitor - 'Sorry, fellas.'
Jim Smith
Spectator - 'It's Enrico Pallazzo!'
Mark Holton
Spectator - 'You killed him!'
Jane Couris
Driving Instructor
John Houseman
Brunette Woman in Showers
Brinke Stevens
Park Hot Dog Vendor
Robert K. Weiss
